I heard this one today:
My wife just ran into the front room and screamed, “The baby’s coming”
I said, “But it’s the cup final today”
She said, “Well you’ll just have to miss it then”
I said, “Ah nice one .. I knew you’d understand”
Can anyone do better ?
better one for ya "liverpool for the title " lmao sides are hurting so much !1 delusional scousers eh ?
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