Do someone a favour.. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS..!!!!

[arlo]

Usual crap till 3pm.. Early start.. 4am, 3 school runs, shopping ect...

Then i made the fatal mistake of offering to " trim " back some ivy from on top of the 3 garage roofs in the pub yard as there re fitting for a beer garden..... In exchang for 5 pints in the pump while working....

Fuck me... never knew ivey branches could grow so thick n wide.... after 10 minuets i gained the worlds biggest blister on my finger, and snapped a pair of borrowed secatours... so i unleashed the black n decker power hand saw......

5 minuets of slashing through the twatt like knife through butter.... then i went through a 3 core wire to a light that had been hidden for fuck knows how long to light up the door way that was covered...

Cue a pub black out as it is run from the main board.... cabbages, ffs...


sorted that, went back on the roof just to fall straight throgh it at the heaviest point of growth... as its chip board flat roofing that has been rotting.." for years "... THANKS FOR TELLING ME"..


Now I'm back at home. nursing a finger the size of Texas, an ancle thats blacker than Will Smith, and my face i can look in the mirror and think.. " geeze, my parents were tribal voodoo's, i can see the brighter side... just glad i landed on the wheelie bins lol.... 1 ft further accros and it was a concret floor and death........


Makes you think tbh... well.. made me hobble for a beer at the bar lmfao..

[dilus]

You should stick to the fookin basement m8 :biggrin: at least fook all grows down there cos of the lack of light and the furthest you can fall is 8 feet into Tariq's lap Hope your Texas sized finger isn't you mouse finger, then again it might improve ur game (a few misclicks) due to the swelling. Arlo you brighten my life you crazy fooker :beer:

[BawBag]

LMAO... so not the best of days?

[steclarke]

one thing to regret tho !!!:rearend:


wish it was bin collection day!! they woulda been outside lol!

would you insure this man!!:banger:


sez me who fell off the kerb last week and broke a bone in my foot and dislocated ones shoulder!:duh: