***The OFFICIAL Arlo's Rants thread***

[arlo]

Lol. JJ.. u git....;);););)

[dilus]

Grrrr.... better rain soon or i'm gunna start dancing in the street chanting uncontrollably......:mad:

I feel another arrest coming , try doing it this time with some pants on :biggrin:

[arlo]

Just this minuet told clarkie.. It's raining 3 roads away.. 3 FUCKIN ROADS AWAY.....

but nooooooooo BE TOO MUCH TO ASK THE GREAT BIG LAZY FUCK TURD IN THE SKY TO MOVE THE CLOUD SLIGHTLY TO THE RIGHT EHHHH...

God...... shine my shoes and call me Buba.....I'm dry roasted and bacon frazzeled....


Hate it.......


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FFS.. now Julies yelling at me about Alfies sports day... grrrrrrAAAAHHHHHH

[dilus]

With any luck it will be raining and get cancelled :

[errigal]

UKGF must be the only forum with it's resident poet laureate:banger:

[arlo]

Ok.. Dillema time..

It's the anual " Lets make a complete twatt of your self " sports day at Alfie/pauls school..

I'm entered in the 100 m Dads sprint at 1pm ..:confused:

Trouble being last time i acctually ran anywhere was to catch summerfield before they closed to top up on cider..

So.... do I prpare for this legendary race by having a quick drink now, and get in the mood, or do I attempt this feat sober and run the risk of failing miserably to even get off the start line...:banger:

Apperently the winner gets a medal, and Alfie is expecting me to blow the rest of the dads out the starting blocks and leave them in my dust...

If I die btw.. I leave my user name to the next biggest ars hole on here to take my place as top nob....

You lot can vote who gets that accolade ...:beer::beer::beer::beer:

Wish me luck, and hopfully I'll have a shiny medal posted here come 4pm....:thumb::thumb:

[arlo]

Erkk.. lol. getting ready to go now...... I took the " dutch courage " option and have polished off 2 lieters of cider as a warmer.. kinda loosen the old musles;)


God I'm gunna die lmfao...

[shane837]

now why did u not put those at the finish line as i sure u would have broke the world record if had been 2 bottles at the finish line

[arlo]

Well.. the 2 lieters of cider did me absolutly NO good what so ever..

20 odd meters in I wandered out of my lane, stacked it into the guy next to me and the pile up took all but 2 dads out..

Luckly for me, the apple of my eye..Alfie, can run in a straight line, and he is as fast as fook for a 6 year old....


This was the result of his 50m sprint...






THATS MY BOY.........:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:

[dilus]

WTG Alfie :thumb::thumb::thumb: wished I could have seen his face when the pile up happened :biggrin: next year ask them to put up guide wires either side of your lane m8, just like ste uses bumpers when he's 10 pin bowling ;)