***The OFFICIAL Arlo's Rants thread***

[arlo]

LMFAO.. bumper bars....Na... Julies nominated next year... gunna take me a good 2 years to recover.. and I'm not exactly Mr popular there now either...Not my fault I cant run in a straight line ffs....

The twatts should have given me a 40 meter head start .....:beer::beer:

[johnjohn]

i know what was wrong with the cider u drank 2 lieters of cider instead of 2 litres of cider ;)

wtg alfie

[arlo]

Cheers Dilus and JJ... he's so pleased he won.. he has just earnt him self a weekend at Clacton ..just me and him as a present.. away from the other kids and Julie the fog horn...:beer::beer::beer::beer:

[dilus]

Bet he beats you down the beach to the sea, while you take out three donkeys, two windbreaks, some elderly couple enjoying their retirement and end up in Frinton on Sea with that dodgy gait of yours :biggrin:

[arlo]

Murrys 2-1 sets down :wank::wank::wank:

Not looking good tbh, poor bloke looks fucked...... Roddicks got him running around like an immigrunt chasing a visa blowing in the wind...


COME ON MURRY MINT:fencing::fencing::fencing::fencing::fencing:

[arlo]

Another quiet day in paradise here I see....:wank::wank::wank:


Well Murry Mint lost.......So thats just cemented te fact the good old GB cant win a gold fish at the fair..

Just watched CSI Miami.. and Horatio isn't dead.. YAWN " Dallas " re viseted....

My daughter Beth is ill, and quarentened in her room.. Julie has left me to deal with it all and fucked of clubbing with her cousin..

Ive just thrown up all over the place and googled why my stomach hurts so god damn much......

Apparently I drink too many units per day lol




Never mind..... done my job as a male and populated the planet... who cares....


Rather die of liver/heart faiure than go traviling, get me head loped off by some daft ars skirt wearing bloke who took offence to me not licking Ala's boots.. lol



:wank::wank::wank::wank:

[arlo]

Sigh.. ever get the feeling your talking to your self..

Where is every one ffs?

Well i'm comfortably slaughtered again lol.....

Might post that " 1001 most annoying " list later... if I'm concious that long....:thumb::thumb:

[dilus]

I'm still here m8 :thumb:, if I wasn't off to Silverstone again tomorrow I would join you and get rat arsed myself :beer::beer: I will have a glass or two later though ;)

[irish-niall]

sunny weather = afternoon kip for me. I too am still here

[arlo]

Well.. I know I'm not confined to this thread, but Alex has built it for me.. decorated it well, and even threw in a plasma tv, so, unless it's poker related.. I'm gunna plot up here tbh.. beats the basement, and smells a hell of a lot better lol..



Ok.....

Since my trek to Newcastle last year to see the clubland tour... I'm ADDICTED to this ultra beat song ffs....

Already booked my tickets for Germany next august woo hoo... Scooter were great..


BUT.. this, and N trance topped the night for me.... :beer::beer::beer::beer:


[youtube]IrDNF4XWr5s[/youtube]



WOO HAAA ULTRA BEAT.. PRETTY GREEN EYES...:beer::beer::beer::beer: