***The OFFICIAL Arlo's Rants thread***

[johnjohn]

and shaking your botty aswell

[johnjohn]

glad i aint invited

[arlo]

LMFAO... you GITS...... the pair of ya.. looooooooooool..


pmsl........

[johnjohn]

u have to admit its not the FIRST time u played that song

[arlo]

:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin: LMFAO


Less said about that the better :beer::beer::beer:

[dilus]

oh dear ! Arlo's finally lost it :biggrin: we should have supported him in his hour of need folks ;)

[arlo]

Weeeeeeeee...Won a coconut at Alfie/Paul's summer fair thing this afternoon at thier school...

Cost me £9 and took 27 balls to hit the fookin thing :duh::duh::duh:

Gunna see if the snails like it......lol

[arlo]

Arlo's tip number 312..... " huge rant "


Dont Ever..EVER attempt to dry shave.... It will only result in certain death..!!!



" Julie, while ure out pick up a refill for my gillette fusion and some gel " " sure, no worries "... comes home with FUCKING BIC TWIN 6 PACK... £1.98, and a pot of 79p hair gel !!!!!!!!!


Yeah... Gillette/BIC.. easly confused by name ffs...:wank::wank::wank:

Any way... broke said razors out of wrapper, just looking at the " twin blade " scared me....



Had no choice but to start dry shaving..... SCRAAAAAPE..... RIIPPPPPPP.....

Well.. currently sat here now with half a Hitler tash and nursing a mild beheading by the great BIC in the sky......


Fucking things.......... fuckin fuckin things.........should have just used a chain saw.........

[nhggfu]

use hot soapy water u donkey.

[arlo]

No good mate... Tryed that b4 and I bled too much, not that last nights effort was much better.. Short of cutting my head off completly with a rusty spoon, I doubt very much I could have done more damage to the boat race...:hattip::hattip:


Got me fusion refils this morn and shaved the rest of me tash off, last time I send her to the shops.... Swear she dose it on perpose:wank: